I was born in Paris 2200 years ago, wasn't always a Count, and am now a mere immortal spirit, eager to walk the city again. Be my feet, and I'll be your ears!

You can expect some debunking of French myths, sound effects conveying the spirit of the city, and personal stories told by someone who survived through the best and worst of Paris' tumultuous history.

The streets you will walk will often be named after old, white, bourgeois men: I will gladly mention them, but will also show you that Paris became what it is thanks to people of colour, women, members of the proletariate and young people with equally important fates!