The Chairfather: Père Lachaise Part III

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    26 Jul 2018
    Clock 45min      Length1mi
    5 ratings


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    Look at the old boy's sculpture, laid out almost as if his body was found this way, minus the 'banane' or enormous grin he must've had on his face.

    Before Bill and Monica, there was Félix and Marguerite, the President and the female admirer who went down… in history.

    Desiring a reprieve from those pesky justice-seekers calling for clemency in the Dreyfus affair, President Félix Faure asked his mistress to come over at 5 o'clock. Marguerite Steinheil arrived in the 'blue room' at the Elysée palace in the afternoon. Faure dropped his drawers as she applied the presidential 'pipe' or enthusiastic fellatio. Marguerite did her job only too well, as moaning Félix reached climax, and in the same instant, stiffly dropped dead.

    Their screams brought the rest of the house rushing immediately into the blue room, where Marguerite's head was seen twisting near his manhood, struggling to remove his convulsed fingers clutching her hair. There were too many witnesses to hush the scandal, and soon all of Paris knew what the papers couldn't print.

    Rival politician Georges Clemenceau had a field day, joking of Faure, "He wanted to be César, he ended up being Pompé," which used as a verb translates to 'pumped.' Marguerite was tagged with the nickname of 'la Pompe Funèbre' which is a double entendre with the act and a funeral ceremony.

    That catty Félix showed us that you CAN have too much of a good thing!

    It's time to zip up our affairs.

    When you're ready, cross over to the other side of the Avenue Principale.

    Walk down six steps, then across the avenue and up the six steps on the other side.

    When you get there, turn left.

    Counting from Le Bas column our next host is 7 down on the right.

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